Halloween Pictures!
Heres a couple halloween pictures.
This is a really dark crappy picture of me and my sister before the party on Friday. Darcie went as an awesome domino and I went as Joyce...Joyce the dyke bowler from the 80's who suffocated in her girlfriends severely enlarged labia.
Sadly I think Darcie had to explain her costume as much as I had to explain mine.
On saturday we did nothing...watched half of The Crow and then went to bed...losers.
But on Halloween...
My sister went as a Dancer from Hell...or just a girl with a skirt, hat, and fishnets as gloves. I went as Captain Indecisive...a pirate/super hero because I couldn't decide!
I felt like a sausage all night in those tights!
We went to Millcreek on Halloween. When I went up to the bar to get some pitchers I said my usual "3 pitchers of Lager please." Of course the bartender fucked with me and said "are you sure?" so I played along and turned to Darcie saying "I don't know...do we want Lager?" The bartender ended up suggesting 4 pitchers and I went along with it. He probably could have told me to hop behind the counter and smack his ass and I would have...I wasn't even drunk at that point.
Anyway good times...Sid won a prize at millcreek for best male costume...he was oj...a damn good oj too...had nicole's head and everything.
On my walk home from work yesterday I saw a large man (pregnant large) on a ladder in overalls...I don't know it just made me chuckle.