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[schmidtey]

It's been a while since I've had a bitch session and this particular event I felt fully deserves a paragraph or two

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[schmidtey]

Actually, in all honesty, I was serious about the raise. The employee got me a chick flick new release for only $2.

And she was pretty and had freckles.

[veraciousme]

The employee didn't say those exact words as you very well know.
It was more along the lines of "You know, no one actually reads that".

P.S. I hate you.