Well, everyone else's doing it... lol
The questions were funny, I have to say. "Born to be... A) bad, B) occasionally unpleasant?"
...Wait, a what style? Why in the world would I have one?
Lovers banging on door: well, 0.5?
Passages from obscure texts: does our latest paper on RNA interference count? (I sure hope not...)
"Deeply depraved and perverted but still believe in love, romance and all things pretty and shiny" - umm, huh? I... have no idea what you're talking about. Except for the bit about pretty shiny things.
General conclusion: huh?