A-actually most of the Aizen questions are frighteningly apt.
As for pick-up lines for Tank Girl? He'd be more likely to... well...
There's this image in my head, you see, of him kissing her rather roughly as he pins her to a bar counter of some sort, both of them covered in blood, in the aftermath of a somewhat deadly tavern brawl. Take that as you will. Blood-spattered librarian glasses optional.
The scent of metal -- steel, copper, the iron tang of blood -- rose in the air, so thick he could taste it. Better than any drug, Aizen mused, or any amount of alcohol. The intoxication of violence was much more inescapable, after all.
His gaze, half-lidded and dark behind the frames of his glasses, moved lazily to his companion. She was leaning against the bar, elbows balanced on its surface heedless of the wreckage around her. A smirk curled his lips.
Blood flecked his glasses, but he could see her perfectly.
As could she, he surmised, when one moment later her hand shot out and reached for the lapels of his bloodstained coat. He could have turned away, but instead he stepped forward, one arm already curling around her waist even as his body leaned into hers, catching her between vested chest and tangled limbs and tiled bar.
"Keep the glasses on," she said, voice shaky after the kiss, rough and deep, had stolen most of her breath. "I like you in the glasses."
Oh, it does, but the thought of my two muses having sex just tweaks my brain in a different direction of weird than Aizen/Tank Girl does. Both pairings tweak my brain in weird directions, but they're different weird directions, so there's room for both. But I can't think about both at the same time without my brain breaking a little faster than it should from systems overload.
24- ok, we all know that Zeetha is only PRETENDING to be kidnapped to gather information on Gin and that Higgs is secretly a double agent, in cahoots with her all along!
"THE LIFE AND TIMES OF OTHAR TYGVASSEN (Gentleman adventurer)"
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#18 - All three simultaneously notice there is one piece left. Zeetha pulls out a small gong and strikes it, Agatha and Klaus both leap to their feet dramatically drawing weapons for an earthshaking duel... only to notice too late that the last piece is gone and Zeetha is trying to look innocent.
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It just sounds so ridiculous when we got to Zeetha being kidnapped... and the jägers giving advice. lol.
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As for pick-up lines for Tank Girl? He'd be more likely to... well...
There's this image in my head, you see, of him kissing her rather roughly as he pins her to a bar counter of some sort, both of them covered in blood, in the aftermath of a somewhat deadly tavern brawl. Take that as you will. Blood-spattered librarian glasses optional.
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*has trouble breathing for a while, not to even mention typing*
That... is... a frighteningly hot image. *stares*
Dammit, people, how am I supposed to ever do any work if you keep putting all this delicious smut in my head?!
Blood-spattered librarian glasses. Oh Aizen.
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The scent of metal -- steel, copper, the iron tang of blood -- rose in the air, so thick he could taste it. Better than any drug, Aizen mused, or any amount of alcohol. The intoxication of violence was much more inescapable, after all.
His gaze, half-lidded and dark behind the frames of his glasses, moved lazily to his companion. She was leaning against the bar, elbows balanced on its surface heedless of the wreckage around her. A smirk curled his lips.
Blood flecked his glasses, but he could see her perfectly.
As could she, he surmised, when one moment later her hand shot out and reached for the lapels of his bloodstained coat. He could have turned away, but instead he stepped forward, one arm already curling around her waist even as his body leaned into hers, catching her between vested chest and tangled limbs and tiled bar.
"Keep the glasses on," she said, voice shaky after the kiss, rough and deep, had stolen most of her breath. "I like you in the glasses."
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/is incoherent
/loves forever &hearts
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Yeah, I just sort of got distracted while intoxicated last night, but it is partially written, so I shouldn't have much trouble finishing it up.
This is brilliant, and made of soooo much crack! *is now stuck with the image of Dimo/Tank Girl in her head...*
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/waits happily for smut tag
/...yeah, cause she needs more distraction at work this morning.
/is hopeless
Yes, BRILLIANT.
...why Dimo? Does Aizen not fit in your head? ;P
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*brain completely and permanently broken now*
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Love the survey.
#4 - No, no, no! Clearly the answer is:
"THE LIFE AND TIMES OF OTHAR TYGVASSEN (Gentleman adventurer)"
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#18 - All three simultaneously notice there is one piece left. Zeetha pulls out a small gong and strikes it, Agatha and Klaus both leap to their feet dramatically drawing weapons for an earthshaking duel... only to notice too late that the last piece is gone and Zeetha is trying to look innocent.
#24 - Ballroom Blitz?
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I wonder which of the many volumes he likes the best. ;)
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