...Cy made me do it!
Not really. I just tend to half-offer something and then let people I like top me into it, because I want their attention. There, that was your free confession for the day.
I just have this unfortunate tendency to tell people things.
Write 10 confessions that you want to make to 10 people, but won't. Then tag 10 people.
1. You are an incomprehensible creep. Sometimes you seem all right, and sometimes you're just unbelievable. I can't figure out if you're lying or if you really believe you're a nice person.
2. ...the sex just wasn't very good.
3. I spent significant money on comic books. I walked around with a safety pin in my arm for three days. I kissed a girl. ...I wish you didn't just get annoyed about most of the fun things in my life.
4. I love you.
5. You're an awesome person, I think, but you usually manage to confuse the hell out of me.
6. I really hope all my stalking and randomness and asking for porn isn't coming off as creepy.
7. If I ever have an abortion, I won't tell you. And it'll be the first significant thing I will have not told you. That would be sad.
8. I like you all, but you're just... too normal for me. I don't deal well with normal people. I don't know if I can truly be friends with them. I'm not sure how I feel about this.
9. I really wish you stopped making sexist jokes with that strange sarcastic twist you add to everything. You're a very interesting person, but sometimes I just can't quite deal.
10. I'm still figuring out how many physical faults can be outweighed by skill with a sword and a good smirk. And anyway, just thinking out loud here. Don't mind me.
Only three of those are for people on LJ. As far as I know, anyway.
I for some reason hold it as a point of honor not to refuse answers. So if you ask, you'll probably get one.