How to make a Neil
Ingredients:

3 parts silliness

1 part awkwardness

5 parts baller

Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of sadness

Personality cocktail
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take me with you. all my fears fall on deaf ears...

In Arizona, donkeys may not, by law, sleep in bathtubs

Would you know my name if I saw you in Heaven?

goopitee gopitee goop

They vote for us to go to war instantly. But none of their kids serving the infantry. The odds are stacked against us like a casino; Think about it, most of the army is black and latino. And if you can't acknowledge the reality of my words, You just another stupid mother fucker out on the curb. Trying to escape from the ghetto with your ignorant ( Read more... )

We had our annual Speech and Debate retreat this weekend up at Manresa, this cabin that some allumni own. We went streaking.

I am a total baller

Greenhill: 3-3. Fuck. Lost our breakround on a highly questionable decision. We were aff, they ran foucault, the judge - Jason Sykes from Grapevine/UNT - called for our cards at the end of the round, went over them for around 45 minutes to an hour and didn't look at the arguments made in the round but just said our cards are neg cards meaning he ( Read more... )

I went to my first funeral today. I hope this one is the last.