Comments | schmycom: URY 252, where are you?

schmycom

URY 252, where are you?

Oct 11, 2007 21:18

Hey everyone, you know how I was so excited to finally have a car ( Read more... )

sucks, thieves, car

Comments 14

scoia October 11 2007, 11:53:51 UTC

Oh no!

That's fucking terrible. I hope they spontaneously combust. Outside of the car.

schmycom October 11 2007, 12:09:51 UTC

Mayhap that's what happened with Tetris! Someone tried to steal it and they spontaneously combusted. Then they would have had to get out and lock the door on a burning car ...

It can happen, right?

scoia October 11 2007, 12:15:49 UTC

Sounds like a crazed Spinal Tap drummer to me, yessir.

givemethegun October 11 2007, 12:23:27 UTC

Sweetheart...tell me you insured it???

Also, did you get a photograph of it? We should start an online graveyard for your cars.

Honey, urgh. I'm so sorry. Was it stolen from Fairfield?

xxx

schmycom October 13 2007, 03:34:11 UTC

I totally insured the shit out of it!

What I mean is, considering the option is called "Fire AND Theft", I screamed a massive "Fuck YES!"

You gotta laugh though. I guess...

mumchancegaloot October 11 2007, 12:26:21 UTC

Good lourde man!

When car thief is dead, Magua will eat his heart.

schmycom October 13 2007, 03:34:58 UTC

And I will wear his face as my own.
That is all faces are for.

morganaus October 11 2007, 13:55:08 UTC

HOLY! Sorry you got your car janked. I hope they find it in one piece.

schmycom October 13 2007, 03:36:58 UTC

Cheers.

I am almost hoping it's not in one piece and the insurance company buy me a tank as a replacement.

blaise_centric October 12 2007, 00:48:01 UTC

Argh! I will purchase liquid refreshment for you! I realise beer cannot be used to transport you from point A to B but it will make you happy, at least temporarily.

schmycom October 13 2007, 03:40:36 UTC

Man, I should get my car stolen more often if it means winning liquid refreshments!

And while I do agree that beer can not transport me from All(A) to AllOther(B), it can do an excellent job of transporting me from Soberville to Drunktown! I look forward to us doing that trek together after-fast, I mean post-haste, or do I mean as soon as pleasable!