I am preparing to destroy you all!

[schmycom]

In related news, guess who hasn't had enough cigarettes this year!

GUESS! I demand it!

Are you destroyed yet? I am angry with furious rage, after all.

Comments

[cheezypeaz]

I guess YOU. Am I right? Do I win something?

[schmycom]

You, my friend, win a REPRIEVE from Utter Destroyedom! You will not be destroyed by me this day.

[the_shnook]

i think the 5th of january is traditionally "start smoking again" day.

[schmycom]

'Twas a very close call. You were spared the fury of my angry wrath, and my wrathy anger, by the merest of margins.

For now, the need has passed.