My Life-Changing Experience.

[schnittke]

So, today was kind of strange. As expected, Donald Trump launched his Trump World Tower today on schedule, leaving a large crater in what used to be Columbus Circle. I hated the building-cum-spaceship when it was still there, but walking by on my way to my penthouse in the Plaza Hotel, it seemed so bare and empty. It made me think, what would the

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[lonewolfxxiii]

LOL, I love how that last bit about bionic legs caught my eyes. Sounds like something one of the professors here developed, but maybe not. Dunno about the elephant trunks... probably a regional thing? Anyways, good to hear from you!

[lonewolfxxiii]

Oh yeah. And hope those legs... work well. You might try bathing the stumps (or whatever the hell's left) in dissolved crushed worms with a tincture of dragondrool.

[ladyvampyre]

Ploughed down by taxis, eh? Well, at least you're okay. Maybe you accidentally choreographed a magic healing jig. Just a thought.

Times are a-changing my friend, yes indeed.