"It hurts like a bitch on a stick."

[schpoon2big]

What the fuck is a bitch on a stick? I had some fun this weekend- in San Francisco. Smoked the Bong-Zilla, drank a lot, met some really chill people, and got my belly button pierced. Woohoo!! Ok, that was gay. But my weekend wasn't!! The gayest part was watching The Thing- no offense Matt. I can't wait to a) be 21 and b) live in my own

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I think not

[anonymous]

I came to your site and saw your "Awake" jumping frog icon while listening to an awful techno remix of "We Wish U A Merry X-Mas". The frog's tempo perfectly matches the song. Coincidence?

Andrew Phelps
ap@andrewphelps.com

Re: I think not

[schpoon2big]

It's fate Andrew. You and the frog are soulmates. I'll "hook it up" as G would say.

PS- Long time no talk. We should chill.