I just barfed again.

I don't mind yakking too much when I've been drinking. If I get drunk enough to barf, then I must have had a good time until that point, right. But last night I hurled 6 times, and I don't know why. I drank ONE Corona at Joel's house, and I ate a Whataburger grilled chicken sammich on the way home. I was walking out the door to get the laundry ( Read more... )

Tonight will be the extent of my Memorial Day weekend. I got to make some drinks today at work. I am more stressed and exhausted than I've been in my life. I am already drinking beer. I forsee vomit in my near future, also maybe in my car.

Homobar tonight, bitches. You go.

Why is it that my butt hurts? My butt and my thighs. There was no real physical exertion yesterday aside from consuming mass quantities of beer. And that's not even physically difficult. Except to my liver, but I can't really FEEL my liver. So why does it hurt? The word may ever know. I need a massage ( Read more... )

I'm going to make scrambled eggs. Oh dams. Maybe I'll make them into taquitos. We have tortillas.

Those things are good ( Read more... )

Chad keeps it freezing in this house. That is usually remedied by snuggling up all close to him and his warmness, squashing him up against the wall and pissing him off, but not any more. Today I woke up and he was already gone. I was all sweaty from hugging up with Chad, but when he left I got cold. So I still had sweat on me, but the AC and ( Read more... )

So I watched the movie Along Came a Spider tonight. I borrowed the book a couple weeks ago, so I thought I'd check out the movie. The book would have made a much better movie than that crap ( Read more... )

Event? There is no event. I just remembered I had this thing. I don't know why I'm awake. This is my one day off this week, and really until the Gods of Cheddar's, i.e. DAN, exert the mercy to give me one. That won't be for a while I'm sure, but I don't mind. Wanna know why? Because in one week, I am going to be a bartender. Yes, you heard ( Read more... )

Haven't been here in a while, as I have no internet connection in my room.

I got a dog. He rules. I'll post pics when I get my computer back up.

Until then, fuck off. All of you.