Things my sister has forbidden me from doing --

[schticklet]

(In no particular order)

• Sing the Spongebob Squarepants theme song in the captain's voice
• Sing the opening line to "You're Beautiful" in a James Blunt-ish rasp
• Say things in an exaggerated French accent
• Say "That's weird" with a British accent
• Say things in an effeminate British accent

Comments

The thing I could hardly allow you to do...

[anonymous]

Laugh. In middle school, your laugh (you know, the airy one) would make me break into such hysterics that I feared I would pee my pants. Really. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if it happened on occasion, and I am just suppressing the memory of it now.

[schticklet]

I didn't know that people could leave anonymous comments.
I'm going to take a shot in the dark here and guess you're a beautiful, leggy redhead.