NCIS Picspam + review 9x07 Devil's Triangle
"It's not going to kill me." Well, someone didn't watch Penelope's Paper. Saying this kind of thing is like baiting the universe, you know.
Tony, sometimes, you are really strange.
Twelve... thirteen... fourteen...
Fifteen. Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it soon.
Way to kick a man when he's down, Probie.
I cannot wait to hear this.
What's going on?
Found 15 hairs in my shower drain this morning. I tell you this because you're my friends, and I need you. For the past 12 years, every morning I have counted the hairs in my drain, and there have never been more than five. Never more than five. Never.
Every day?
For the last 12 years?
You say that like it's not normal.
Well, that is not normal.
What is not normal is a man of my vim and vigor going bald.
Well, bald can be very sexy.
Sure, I mean, if you're Connery or Nicholson.
Would you ever date a bald man?
I have dated men with thinning hair, yes.
Thinning hair, but not... eck-eck. Baldy McBald. Hi, Special Agent Baldy McBald here. Want to go to Mount Baldy this weekend and do bald things? Bald.
Tony, you're not going bald.
Says the man with emerging androgenetic alopecia.
With what?
You have a little thin patch on your vertex.
On my what?
You got a little bit of the skin yarmulke happening, Tim.
I thought I noticed I was getting thin up there.
Yeah, everyone's noticed.
Aww, come on Tony. He's saying something nice, you didn't need to hit back. But I like the use of the big words.
Ziva's expression remind me the episode with the air guitar, when she find Tony ridiculous, expect McGee to be more mature and on her side and see him doing his best psycho face.
There, it's "oh please, McGee is not going to react the same way than…oh for God's sake. " Sometimes it's fun, sometimes it's tiring to work with them :D
You two are being ridiculous. Everyone's hair thins. It's barely noticeable. And it's not like you guys are going gray.
I'm so glad that wasn't me.
Gray can be really sexy.
Lucky.
*dundun*
*dundun*
*dundundundundun*
Love her expression when she realise Gibbs is behind.
Dead body?
No, worse.
Hi Fornell! They were just talking about your hair!
Victor didn't come home last night.
That's a record, even for you.
Only married six months?
Oh, burger guy is the new guy? Wasn't he CIA or something? Not exactly how I imagined him.
He thinks I don't know, but I can smell it on him.
I'll bet.
What is that supposed to mean?
It means I wouldn't go home either if I was covered in bacon grease and there was a bloodhound waiting.
*notmenotmenotmenotme*
This is quick enough to almost miss what was admitted. Fornell actually loved Diane, she didn't.
Whoa, Timmy, tact. Use some.
I have to inform our entire data services department we're officially switching over to a dual-layer DVD backup medium. Ooooh.
*snort* Fornell is just so glad to throw the responsibility on the NCIS.
And Gibbs actually leaves the room to start again the scene. Not that that'll stop her to ask later.
Where's...her?
Diane? Getting something to eat.
Hope she kills it first.
Funny moment, Fornell searching what Tony was looking over his head.
Guess that makes it official now. NCIS-FBI joint case. A marriage of sorts, if you will. Sorry.
We have a dead Naval Reservist, but kidnapping is your territory.
Fine with me.
Agent Fornell will take the lead...Excuse me?
Works for me.
Well, it doesn't for me. Any chance we can flip for it?
No. National security trumps your ex-wife issues. She can't be all bad. You married her.
Bwahahaha! Vance's double take when Gibbs doesn't fight for the lead, his reaction when Diane comes in! "Hi, I'm, holy shit they weren't kidding.".
We can talk about this downstairs.
What, do you have a basement here, too, Mr. Woodchuck?
Just make sure they keep me informed, too. Wasn't any fun trying to pry information out of Macaulay Culkin here.
Macaulay Culkin! McGee looks so vexed at that.
"So glad it's not me. Note to self, buy flowers for Jackie."
Where do they find these characters?!? I'm adding him to the club with Lana, the landlady and the guard.
I like how he's perfectly conscious he's not following the correct rules, completely assuming the cliché, and stop the second Ziva ask.
Here you go.
Good job.
Got me a little excited.
He even wants Tony. Why did he even feel the need to stroke his hair, who will ever know. Tony's brain, proceed with caution.
Where are you going? Isn't the conference room the other way?
That's why I'm headed to autopsy.
Oh their tactics to avoid Diane. Fornell's fear of his ex-wife shouldn't amuse me so much.
Leroy?
Yes, Leroy. You do know your boss's name.
Of course I do. Just never heard it pronounced that way.
How do you pronounce it?
Gibbs.
Tony was expecting the headslap, there.
What's your name, cutie?
Tobias. I'm old enough to be your father.
Carol, you're back! And flirting with Fornell. Who doesn't know what he's supposed to do.
You didn't need to bring back the hair, Tony.
Why their reaction when Tim talk of someone's else's secret is so funny? What did they all think Tim was talking about? Tony's face is a bit much for a simple 'oops, I forgot'.
"What? Wait, what are you going to say? It's because of the hair thing? You said we shouldn’t be public with this…"
"Don't listen to him, there's no secret, I don't know what's going on with him…"
"Diane? Ooooh!"
"Yes, Diane has a secret. It's all about Diane. She hid things. And stuff."
She may be the spawn of Satan, but she's also the mother of my child.
That's a stupid rule, Gibbs. Or rather, it has a good point, with the whole "if she doesn't trust her man, there's a reason", but it's not always "she's the one with a problem."
Is he repairing the door, building it, or just repainting it? It must have been hard for Diane, following Shannon. And I completely missed the hint when she apologised for her comments, because she attacks when she's scared. That's what Victor understood.
Coward. Oh, ouch. But no, he'll have to wait for the alcohol. Very smart to show Gibbs letting someone sober driving, even when he only had one drink.
NCIS!
FBI!
DSC!
DSC?
Not too bad for two guys who missed the wedding.
Work.
You're forgiven.
The attack of the hug.
No touching!!!
Yeah, it's a bad cap. But I just love that you can see her fist, raised this high. She means business.
Poor Timmy XD
Ma'am...
Back off, Macaulay!
Look how quick Fornell react!!
Naw, you're on you own, now. Welcome to the club.
"Wait, what? What is that?"
"I don't know. A feeling thing?"
…That's the yellow coat. I thought it was burned. Why the yellow coat is back, McGee? It doesn't fit you anymore and it looks worse than before. Where's the nice, hot black coat?
Question: Why did McGee call Fornell and not Gibbs? Wait, never mind, I remembered. Because Gibbs is on the phone with Abby.
That's mean, Vance. Even he joins the game of who will take the lead, as long it's not us. And Gibbs add one more touch.
He was her Shannon. Ouch. So much. For everyone.
He was her first big love and she was just a way to forget Shannon. Then Diane met Fornell and she did with him what Gibbs did with her, even cheating on him with Victor.
I want to say it's sad she didn't mourn her relationship with Gibbs in a different way to be able to met Victor in better circumstance and fall in love again, but then Emily would not exist.
Tony, sometimes, you are really strange.
Twelve... thirteen... fourteen...
Fifteen. Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it soon.
Way to kick a man when he's down, Probie.
I cannot wait to hear this.
What's going on?
Found 15 hairs in my shower drain this morning. I tell you this because you're my friends, and I need you. For the past 12 years, every morning I have counted the hairs in my drain, and there have never been more than five. Never more than five. Never.
Every day?
For the last 12 years?
You say that like it's not normal.
Well, that is not normal.
What is not normal is a man of my vim and vigor going bald.
Well, bald can be very sexy.
Sure, I mean, if you're Connery or Nicholson.
Would you ever date a bald man?
I have dated men with thinning hair, yes.
Thinning hair, but not... eck-eck. Baldy McBald. Hi, Special Agent Baldy McBald here. Want to go to Mount Baldy this weekend and do bald things? Bald.
Tony, you're not going bald.
Says the man with emerging androgenetic alopecia.
With what?
You have a little thin patch on your vertex.
On my what?
You got a little bit of the skin yarmulke happening, Tim.
I thought I noticed I was getting thin up there.
Yeah, everyone's noticed.
Aww, come on Tony. He's saying something nice, you didn't need to hit back. But I like the use of the big words.
Ziva's expression remind me the episode with the air guitar, when she find Tony ridiculous, expect McGee to be more mature and on her side and see him doing his best psycho face.
There, it's "oh please, McGee is not going to react the same way than…oh for God's sake. " Sometimes it's fun, sometimes it's tiring to work with them :D
You two are being ridiculous. Everyone's hair thins. It's barely noticeable. And it's not like you guys are going gray.
I'm so glad that wasn't me.
Gray can be really sexy.
Lucky.
*dundun*
*dundun*
*dundundundundun*
Love her expression when she realise Gibbs is behind.
Dead body?
No, worse.
Hi Fornell! They were just talking about your hair!
Victor didn't come home last night.
That's a record, even for you.
Only married six months?
Oh, burger guy is the new guy? Wasn't he CIA or something? Not exactly how I imagined him.
He thinks I don't know, but I can smell it on him.
I'll bet.
What is that supposed to mean?
It means I wouldn't go home either if I was covered in bacon grease and there was a bloodhound waiting.
*notmenotmenotmenotme*
This is quick enough to almost miss what was admitted. Fornell actually loved Diane, she didn't.
Whoa, Timmy, tact. Use some.
I have to inform our entire data services department we're officially switching over to a dual-layer DVD backup medium. Ooooh.
*snort* Fornell is just so glad to throw the responsibility on the NCIS.
And Gibbs actually leaves the room to start again the scene. Not that that'll stop her to ask later.
Where's...her?
Diane? Getting something to eat.
Hope she kills it first.
Funny moment, Fornell searching what Tony was looking over his head.
Guess that makes it official now. NCIS-FBI joint case. A marriage of sorts, if you will. Sorry.
We have a dead Naval Reservist, but kidnapping is your territory.
Fine with me.
Agent Fornell will take the lead...Excuse me?
Works for me.
Well, it doesn't for me. Any chance we can flip for it?
No. National security trumps your ex-wife issues. She can't be all bad. You married her.
Bwahahaha! Vance's double take when Gibbs doesn't fight for the lead, his reaction when Diane comes in! "Hi, I'm, holy shit they weren't kidding.".
We can talk about this downstairs.
What, do you have a basement here, too, Mr. Woodchuck?
Just make sure they keep me informed, too. Wasn't any fun trying to pry information out of Macaulay Culkin here.
Macaulay Culkin! McGee looks so vexed at that.
"So glad it's not me. Note to self, buy flowers for Jackie."
Where do they find these characters?!? I'm adding him to the club with Lana, the landlady and the guard.
I like how he's perfectly conscious he's not following the correct rules, completely assuming the cliché, and stop the second Ziva ask.
Here you go.
Good job.
Got me a little excited.
He even wants Tony. Why did he even feel the need to stroke his hair, who will ever know. Tony's brain, proceed with caution.
Where are you going? Isn't the conference room the other way?
That's why I'm headed to autopsy.
Oh their tactics to avoid Diane. Fornell's fear of his ex-wife shouldn't amuse me so much.
Leroy?
Yes, Leroy. You do know your boss's name.
Of course I do. Just never heard it pronounced that way.
How do you pronounce it?
Gibbs.
Tony was expecting the headslap, there.
What's your name, cutie?
Tobias. I'm old enough to be your father.
Carol, you're back! And flirting with Fornell. Who doesn't know what he's supposed to do.
You didn't need to bring back the hair, Tony.
Why their reaction when Tim talk of someone's else's secret is so funny? What did they all think Tim was talking about? Tony's face is a bit much for a simple 'oops, I forgot'.
"What? Wait, what are you going to say? It's because of the hair thing? You said we shouldn’t be public with this…"
"Don't listen to him, there's no secret, I don't know what's going on with him…"
"Diane? Ooooh!"
"Yes, Diane has a secret. It's all about Diane. She hid things. And stuff."
She may be the spawn of Satan, but she's also the mother of my child.
That's a stupid rule, Gibbs. Or rather, it has a good point, with the whole "if she doesn't trust her man, there's a reason", but it's not always "she's the one with a problem."
Is he repairing the door, building it, or just repainting it? It must have been hard for Diane, following Shannon. And I completely missed the hint when she apologised for her comments, because she attacks when she's scared. That's what Victor understood.
Coward. Oh, ouch. But no, he'll have to wait for the alcohol. Very smart to show Gibbs letting someone sober driving, even when he only had one drink.
NCIS!
FBI!
DSC!
DSC?
Not too bad for two guys who missed the wedding.
Work.
You're forgiven.
The attack of the hug.
No touching!!!
Yeah, it's a bad cap. But I just love that you can see her fist, raised this high. She means business.
Poor Timmy XD
Ma'am...
Back off, Macaulay!
Look how quick Fornell react!!
Naw, you're on you own, now. Welcome to the club.
"Wait, what? What is that?"
"I don't know. A feeling thing?"
…That's the yellow coat. I thought it was burned. Why the yellow coat is back, McGee? It doesn't fit you anymore and it looks worse than before. Where's the nice, hot black coat?
Question: Why did McGee call Fornell and not Gibbs? Wait, never mind, I remembered. Because Gibbs is on the phone with Abby.
That's mean, Vance. Even he joins the game of who will take the lead, as long it's not us. And Gibbs add one more touch.
He was her Shannon. Ouch. So much. For everyone.
He was her first big love and she was just a way to forget Shannon. Then Diane met Fornell and she did with him what Gibbs did with her, even cheating on him with Victor.
I want to say it's sad she didn't mourn her relationship with Gibbs in a different way to be able to met Victor in better circumstance and fall in love again, but then Emily would not exist.