HAPPY TWENTY-FIRST BIRTHDAY TO MY MOST BELOVED SCHATZCHEN, farfums!!!! I hope it's one of the best birthdays you ever have, filled with drink (alcoholic or non) laughter, and love.
I couldn't contain myself any more, and started writing into a notebook. As I was typing it up, I realized it already needs LOOOOOTS of work. This is just the prototype of the first chapter, and hasn't even moved into first-draft-dom yet.