Yeah shut up. I know it's been a while ( Read more... )

Some quick thoughts ( Read more... )

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Yo momma so stupid she thought a lightsaber came with fewer calories!

OH SNAP!

Rhinoceros are just fat white trash unicorns.

- Harland Williams

Micheal Vick...possible 40 years in prison...250-thousand dollar fine for financing a dog fight betting ring.which resulted in the deaths of some dozen dogs ( Read more... )

The drama lhama has reared it's head again. And I want to shoot it ( Read more... )

The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, and then turns into a pizza.

-David Lee Roth