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[schwartzkreuz]

January 18th 1701. Haha, today was the day I became a kingdom! And to celebrate this glorious day, I present to you:

Declaration of SoeldeiBecause you sissies had more than enough time to challenge my authority over this land in which non of you did, it is now officially mine! If this counsel has an issue with it than they can bring it up to me. I'm

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[willofdurasteel]

Actually, you must learn Basic. Everyone else speaks it, but you.

Secondly: I've told you before that I'm no serf and I don't answer to you. Beware of angering the Goddess of Tricks.

[schwartzkreuz]

What the hell, are you really this stupid? This land is mine so you must learn my language.

I already said bring it! I'm totally ready for whatever pagan nonsense you'll throw at me!

((ooc: and another fight lost. lol. ))

[willofdurasteel]

Nonsense? If you want to hit on me, you need to be more suave than that. Because you won't land a blow.

I clean up the scum on the docks at night. If you want me, little boy, come and find me.

[astrophysiciste]

Through all this, I see a pattern: you are one lazy individual. You will not learn other languages, or you aren't intelligent enough to. So you think to make others do it. You do not understand the people here or their holidays, so you seek to "own" it and place a dictatorship. The last dictator we had was a brilliant man. That made up for his being lazy.

But given that you are unable to even try to learn a language, I believe the lethal combination of laziness and idiocy will cause your brain to rot within a year.

That is your diagnosis.

1/4? Maybe.

[schwartzkreuz]

Lazy?!

2/4?

[schwartzkreuz]

Listen you heathen, you have no idea how hard I worked to get to where I am now! I turned a tiny little spec of land into a large and glorious kingdom! The Baltic Prussian's were nothing but savage mongrels until I came along and I made them in to an impenetrable force! I served the Holy Roman Empire in the Teutonic Knights and lead them to glorious victory again and again! I defended Hungary against the cumans and flattened them all in well before I was anywhere near a Kingdom! You know how savage and crazy that bitch is? And she came to me for help!

When our land continued to grow, it was me and my boss Fredrick the Great who industrialized our land, organize our people, and made our kingdom into the greatest and strongest nation in all of Europe! My people were grateful and respectful unlike all of you who can't seem to wrap your head around a very simple thing such as: I AM NOW YOUR COUNTRY.

3/4

[schwartzkreuz]

I totally kicked Austria's ass, and Frances ass for that matter! You ever hear of Napoleon, Queen? It was My army who finally put a stop to his crazy ass! Not even Russia could do that alone. Not even Russia! And than when Bismark took over, we still continued to claim more land for our people to grow even stronger! Together with Germany our forces were completely unstoppable! And with this land added to my house I'll have even more power and totally crush the shit out of anyone insulting my land, or my people, AND THIS INCLUDES YOU!

If you want to rebel so much than fine! See if I care, You're missing out! You obviously don't know how amazing people Prussian really is! But I'll show you, I'll show all of you! HAHAHAHAHA! I've dealt with shit like you before, I've made nothing into something unstoppable and I'll do it again, just watch! This little island will be mine and it'll be absolutely unstoppable just like every other land in my house!

You can't stop me! No one can!

[notinthegrass]

Do you really think that anyone will listen to you?

[schwartzkreuz]

Yes.

[notinthegrass]

Think again.

VIOLENCE DOES SO SOLVE EVERYTHING

[schwartzkreuz]

How about I beat it into your head?

[broken_tool]

I do not think I will be paying you any mind, then. I see no reason to switch from my own language that I was born and raised to learn and certainly will not be bullied by the likes of you.

There has only ever been one person I have followed and you are certainly not him and for that reason I will not be a part of your army despite my faction.

You may wish to watch your tongue in the future, others have a lot less restraint than I do and will not hesitate to rip you to shreds.

[schwartzkreuz]

What the hell, I'm not bullying you sissy I'm creating law and order like any normal civilized country would.

This again? God, are you all blind or something? I already said anyone who wants to challenge me is free to take their shot, I'm totally ready!

You're part of the Legion, you're part of my army. Its an awesome opportunity! You should be thankful.

[broken_tool]

This place had law and order before you decided to change things, leave it be.

If I can help it I do not try to start fights, though you are slowly becoming the exception to my rule.

I am not a part of your army. I came here to get away from that type of past and I am unwilling to return to it. And army and a force to create peace are two separate things. Do not try and make them one and the same.

[schwartzkreuz]

My land, my rules. You're in the Legion, you're in my army; and what the hell are you talking about? A good army takes care of everything. A good army enforces laws and order, protects its people and fights for glorious and conquest!

[pedraojo]

You truly are a fool.

[ooc; ... you have no idea how tempted I've been since I apped, to have Ulquiorra know German already. You have nooooo idea. XD Plus, it'd be so much easier than Spanish, dear god.]

[schwartzkreuz]

Whatever, serf.

It's alright to be jealous of my superiority, hahaha!

[ooc; He could probably learn it, you think? German's pretty damn easy and Ulquiorra seems pretty sharp, yeah? ]

[pedraojo]

Jealous? You honestly believe me to be jealous? What is there to be jealous of, I wonder. Any fool with half a brain could take over this island.

[ooc; Of course he could~ He's a smart Emospada. ♥]