where to start...this has been the most difficult week of my life. Starting with classes, and the stress I'm going through right now to get good grades, add to that the fact that I'm not getting good grades and I have to show my parents my report card in 2 weeks, and you see why I'm stressed. I wish that were all, but heres the kicker. I told ( Read more... )

My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.
-Ronald Reagan, Said during a radio microphone test, 1984

BWAHAHAAHAAAHAAAAHAAHAHAAA!!

I didn't make this up, it's true. He really said it. Ronnie is a funny guy.

what the dilly-o?

True story. This conversation actually occured today at work. Keep in mind i was working in the garden department of Home Depot ( Read more... )

ok, so here it goes. It probably wont be as long as i was expecting, cause i'll get halfway through, get bored, and speed through the rest...anyway, lately i've been noticing a strange phenomenon around here. there is an incredible rise in the number of inconsiderate assholes and really dumb people. Personally i have a feeling it's tied to the ( Read more... )

there will be a loooong journal forthcoming...i just need time to write it. Part current events, part rant...ok, mostly rant. Later folks.

i made 30 bucks playing craps. lol. we ought to go to windsor sometime this fall when there isn't a football game.

PS: NO ONE GETS A CUT!!! :) (except maybe jordan since he's driving me to dayton.)

i need a ride from columbus to dayton on saturday the 4th of august. if anyone can help me out, let me know please. email me at schweija@hotmail.com thanks.

ok, fire last night is out...it was only about a 50 acre one, not that i expect any of you city folk to know what an acre is, except maybe jess...anyway, new info in the paper today, and this isn't exaggeration on my part. they are direct quotes. "You could start a fire by hitting a rock with a hoe. thats how dry it is." and "The fireworks ( Read more... )

What happens when you combine thunderstorms with very very dry sagebrush? I'll give you a hint...I saw the underside of a fire bomber very close up as it flew over my house. lol