I miss a lot of interesting stories while I'm away from home. Still, he's a high-school drop-out, a thief and has had trouble with Windsor and Detroit police. This kid may be a rap star yet.

Bad rap
Cops visit local rapper for allegedly harassing Eminem and his ex

By Roberta Pennington and Dalson Chen , Windsor Star
Published: Wednesday, May 30, 2007
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The only thing that would make it better is if they gave us a cattle prod to get the drunks out quicker. I have no interest in giving some drunken fuck-tard a high five while he ponders why his friends left him (I could have given him an answer but socializing with the prick would only keep him longer).
But other than that I really cannot complain ( Read more... )

Quitting Wildcraft was easier than I had imagined it would be. While some would have preferred that I take a more hostile way out (That way would probably involve using the word "Fuck" more times than I care to use in public) instead of making it seem like this would be better for them if I quit, I was glad to get out of there at all. Jorge, a more ( Read more... )

I have a job that is draining me both physically and mentally and making it hard for me to sleep ( Read more... )

After only a week of working full time as a dishwasher, the desire to quit has been building and it's safe to say that I probably won't be working there by the end of the month. Wildcraft has to hire a third dishwasher since in the morning they have only me and another dishwasher, either George or the other Andrew, who I'll call Andrew2. 
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I live in a large building with four apartments in it and at least five tenants to each. Right now it’s just me, Stephanie and Jon. Tomorrow another guy named Pat is going to be moving in-his stuff is already here and according to Stephanie, “some Asian guy” is moving in May 2nd. Right now I can hear the tenants from another apartment talking under ( Read more... )

Last week, I went jogging around the neighborhood, enjoying the warm air and hoping that I could continue to do more outdoor roadwork.

Today, I need a toque and gloves so I don't come back looking like a snowman.

Mr. Gore is going to have to try harder to convince me that the planet has a fever

Whenever I can find them, I always like to watch old fights clips of Sugar Ray Leonard and Thomas Hearns (God bless Youtube) knocking out opponents left and right. I prefer Hearns simply because he has a never-say-die attitude about him that I really admire. His two round destruction of Roberto Duran is one of my favourite fights to watch and there ( Read more... )

With all the attention being given to this late, drug addicted, gold-digging, untalented, inarticulate bimbo, I figure that I deserve at least ten times the amount of coverage she's getting when I die.

SEVENTY-TWO VIRGINS
by STEVE MARTIN
Issue of 2007-01-29
Posted 2007-01-22

Virgin No. 1: Yuck.

Virgin No. 2: Ick.

Virgin No. 3: Ew.

Virgin No. 4: Ow.

Virgin No. 5: Do you like cats? I have fourteen!

Virgin No. 6: I’m Becky. I’ll be legal in two years.

Virgin No. 7: Here, I’ll just pull down your zipper. Oh, sorry!

Virgin No. 8: Can we cuddle first?

Virgin ( Read more... )