Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, president looks up and asks, "How many is a
i hate being sick on the weekends when shit goes down
sick medicine is just not FUN
and by the time im better school is gonna happen yeah yeah one more fucking year but that doesntgo along with my live in the moment thing and i hate how nice promising people can be about it but that doesnt mean that theyll actually kepp their promise.