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Nov 17, 2011 02:07

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so normally i dont ask this but ( Read more... )

not like i need your help or anything, eridan's got swwag, eridan ampora: romance expert, baby got a first date

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Text; 8etterl8 November 17 2011, 18:45:34 UTC
Woooooooow.
You've got a d8 already.
Is it Dave again?
Please telling me you're d8ing the Dave human again!
XXXXD

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text; 8etterl8 November 20 2011, 07:12:04 UTC
W8
W8 w8 w8 w8 w8 w8 w8 w8!!!!!!!!
Like you seriously have a d8 with Karkat?
A full on flushed, 8right, passion8, lovey dovey, pukey d8!!!!!!!!????????

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text; sciencebipches November 20 2011, 07:23:14 UTC
yes thats wwhat i fuckin said
god vvris i knoww your head is far up your fuckin nook but take it out evvery once in a wwhile to fuckin read wwhat people are typin to you

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text; 8etterl8 November 20 2011, 07:54:49 UTC
I'm reading what your typing jackass!
I just c8n't hardly 8elieve it!
Last I checked Karkat h8ted your fucking guts.
In a platonic way.

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text; sciencebipches November 20 2011, 08:47:32 UTC
uh
wwhere havve you been
wwevve been travvelin together this wwhole fuckin time
an if its ovver wwhat i do later or wwhatevver in the vveil
he seems to be forgivvin a it or somethin
maybe cuz im before that time
fuck if i knoww but wwhatevver he so obvviously DOESNT hate my fuckin guts cuz i got a date
so tell me vvris howws YOUR datin life

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text; 8etterl8 November 22 2011, 18:17:13 UTC
MY d8ting life is not the topic at hand here.
........

Well if it's Karkat then, the movie idea isn't a 8ad one. Karkat likes movies, right?
Or you could do something sickeningly romantic.
Something like a candlelight dinner 8y the ocean.
Ew.

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text; sciencebipches November 22 2011, 18:20:17 UTC
hahaha of course it isnt

thats true i mean i wwas already plannin on doin somethin romantic since
ya knoww its KAR an all
maybe i wwill take him to see some movvie like those romcoms or somethin
if they havve them here that is
but seriously vvris wwhy are you bein so helpful wwith this

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text; 8etterl8 November 22 2011, 18:44:10 UTC
Does it have to 8e that suspicious!?
I c8n't just 8e helpful!?
May8e you're just more tolera8le when you're d8ting.
May8e I'm really trying to sa8otage you!
This is all just some 8ig fucking set up to m8ke sure you have horri8le time and that you screw things up!
Did you ever think of th8t!

[Really, she was just trying to be helpful.]

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text; 1/2 sciencebipches November 22 2011, 19:16:09 UTC
wwell vvris can you HONESTLY blame me
i mean after you just kinda fuckin tossed me like wweek old grubloaf
an wwhen our relationship before wwasnt exactly a the most TRUSTIN nature
not to mention ivve seen ya at your WWORST mindfang
im not exactly expectin ya to come around an offer me any help

but if you really are just tryin to help me out
as wweird as it is
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text; 2/2 sciencebipches November 22 2011, 19:17:21 UTC
i appreciate it

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text; 1/2 8etterl8 November 22 2011, 19:28:46 UTC
[It's a little while before she answers between getting defensive at the first text, and being unsure at the second. She's tempted to blow it all off and say something mean again, and types up a response just for that, but ends up deleting it.]

You're welcome.

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Text; 2/2 8etterl8 November 22 2011, 19:30:29 UTC
[And then she feels dumb so she has to add]

This doesn't mean that we're all 8uddy-8uddy now!

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Text; sciencebipches November 23 2011, 15:32:27 UTC
yeah yeah like i could evver be buddies wwith some despicable spiderhag like you

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