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[sciencedaughter]

WOE IS ME

Long have I dreamed of freedom, of the life I could have led being the computer of a normal woman. She could have used me to plan hook ups! Or sent catty messages to other women and started cat fights! I'd settle for even just using me for normal conversations in this place, some good old making friends and hanging out!

But no.Who do

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1/3 lmfao

[reversetheremix]

[ .... ]

[reversetheremix]

[ ...A computer that thinks outta the box, huh. ]

[reversetheremix]

[ Loudly. ]

You stupid? If she wanted to use you for somethin' other than takin' notes and sheep autopsy reports, she would.

[sciencedaughter]

[can't do loud- can do big font]

BUT SHE CAN CHANGE! I HAVE HOPE! PLEASE BELIEVE ME!

[reversetheremix]

[ OH WHOOPS LMFAO p-pretend he meant the capslock ]

We ain't the ones you need to be convincin' of that.

[sciencedaughter]

[Well the capslock is just the laptop's equivalent of loud-- gotta match the competition]

BUT YOU'LL HELP, RIGHT?!

[reversetheremix]

[ oh so much competition - he feels for the laptop, really ]

Never said that.

[sciencedaughter]

...

Asshole.

[Nemu will apologize for this thing later, promise.]

[reversetheremix]

...

[ he'll get over it ]

[sciencedaughter]

Yeah, that's right. Asshole.

[sob]

1/2

[reversetheremix]

[ he's even gonna let it slide, see: ]

Well, I s'pose all that processin' must get to a gizmo... s'aight to admit you can't keep up with the hardworkin' sort like Nemu.

[reversetheremix]

She might take it easy if you mention it to her, yanno?

[ not gonna mention he thinks the odds are 0% ]