Scientific Fact #16: Quitting Is Easier When You're In Love

[scientificfacts]

Today the grey hallways, dim and fluorescent, seem flooded with sunlight. The dry recycled air smells like freshly mowed grass in mid-April. Even your coworkers' unbearable chatter sounds like children's laughing voices

Comments

[semipious]

I'm having a love affair on my hometown with another city.
I'm sure it will cost me my job.

[midgetron]

Oh to be young, romantic and in an agonizing standoff.

[smilingbeef]

I'm telling my lawyer!

[scientificfacts]

Oh shit I totally knew I stole that insurance thing from somewhere! I don't know nothing about working and it seemed more exciting than tech support.

I live in perpetual fear of ripping people off. My memory is like a 90 year old man's. From now on I'm only writing about things that have happened to me like cats in bread cutters.

[smilingbeef]

I will let you borrow it! Because I naturally have a lock on all insurance related fiction!

[scientificfacts]

Thanks man. I just uh, I can't go to jail again. Not again.

[anonymous]

Your stories make my day. They're all so brilliantly tragic. Keep it up. Please.

[claireobscure]

I found this really randomly, and now I love it. :)