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I am NOT your local IT guy. I will NOT fix whatever piece of hardware or software you've broken with your ineptitude. I am a genius with two PhDs and I have better things to do with my time.
That said, leave mail here.
That said, leave mail here.
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Thank you for the assistance you provided upon my arrival on the island, I apologize for almost shooting you in the face, and rest assured that it will never happen again. I have come to the conclusion that it is unlikely you are trying to brainwash and/or reprogram me, although I feel it prudent to remind you that such attempts would only end in failure.
Perhaps we can some day discuss the relevance of Gaussian prime numbers in modern applied mathematics over a glass of mango juice.
Sincerely,
Brendan Dean
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I am sorry to hear about your citrus allergy, that is very sad :( I am, however, delighted that you are interested in my proposal. Perhaps over coffee then? Do you have any aversion to endosperm?
In response to your postscript: I majored in mathematics at the University of Maryland, and I was a member at one point but never bothered to renew my application after it expired in my senior year of high school. Besides, their functions never had any good pastries.
Sincerely,
Brendan Dean
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That was a frowny face, not a smiley face. I find that when I have trouble properly expressing my feelings (within written correspondence) that emoticons are quite useful.
For example, this one kind of reminds me of you:
D8
Sincerely,
Brendan Dean
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