Video Post [011] Hey Jackass

[scientize]

[Takes place after a certain someone decided to break into her lab. She's looks more annoyed now than anything.]

To the man who broke into my home last night, I hope you won't be stupid enough to try that again.

Comments

[unfearful]

... You seem to be getting into troublesome situations often.

[scientize]

Do you think I asked to have my home broken into?

[unfearful]

No.

[A pause]

... Why did he break into your home?

[scientize]

He wanted to ask me about the time I left Somarium.

[Angry pout as she crosses her arms.] I would have been fine with answering his questions if he had only called.

[chose_death]

Was he an old man the size and shape of an engorged gorilla?

[scientize]

What? No, why would you ask that?

[chose_death]

That would narrow it down by one.

[Is that the scratching sound of a pen on paper? It might be. He finally lifts his head to regard Naomi with a searching gaze.

... Judging from the dark bags under his eyes, it looks as if he's running on little more than caffeine.]

Go on with the story, then.

[scientize]

[After spending so much time with the man, she can easily recognize just how exhausted he is, but she says nothing in regards to it.]

He hid inside of my lab until I entered, at which point he then decided to verbally harass me into answering a few pointless questions.

[filter]

[gourmetburgers]

It would only be stupid if I came all that way to ask for the time.

I would never have done that if the matter at hand wasn't gravely important.

[scientize]

Next time you have questions, I suggest you use the door like a civilized person.

[gourmetburgers]

I'll keep that in mind, next time.

[Has been following the other conversations. This isn't helping, is it?] For the record, my questions are far from pointless.

[scientize]

Forgive me. I'd be more agreeable if you hadn't barged into my home uninvited.

[Yep, she's never letting that go.]

[stoicism]

Naomi.

Explain.

[scientize]

Gladly.

Some strange man dressed in a cape and mask broke into my home last night to ask me a few questions. When I tried to defend myself and run, he pursued and cornered me. After I gave him the answer he wanted, he left.

[stoicism]

I apologize. This situation would not have occurred had I been on patrol.

[scientize]

It's fine, Frank. He was stealthy getting inside or I would have called you.

[scientize]

The idiot seemed to think I'd answer questions for him after he broke into my home and threatened me.

Luckily, I got him to leave rather quickly. He couldn't have been here for more than ten minutes.

[scientize]

[Apparently she is.]

If I knew, I'd take down the sign. I'm sick of this.