Are you passionate about home accessories?..

[scifisteve]

We are seeking a dynamic Full-Time Sales Executive for a designer brand that specialises in modern contemporary home accessories. Bitch-tits will have a minimum of 12 months experience in a similiar role where exceptional customer service is key

Comments

[anonymous]

Ooooh, I can imagine such a person...masturbating furiously over fold away coffee tables...I see his face now,grinning manically through the hand-frosted glassware.

that man is me.

[scifisteve]

hehe
reminds me of the Pulp b-side about accessories and sex;

Put the rope around his neck
Pull it tight
He's erect
And it looks so good but does it turn you on?
Oh... yeah!

[calevert]

Awesome icon.

[scifisteve]

thank you :)

[frightened]

Heh. I was walking past Debenhams and it had a sign up saying, "Are you passionate about handbags?" Strangely, it didn't continue, "If so, we can recommend a competent psychiatrist."