Look Who's Talking, Mr. Wets-the-Bed

Seven-year-old boy is gently cooing to his three-month-old sister, then suddenly bursts into aggravated yell: You have no intellect!

--Uptown F train

Overheard by: Sam

via Overheard in New York, Dec 2, 2006

Star... Something... Something

Teen boy #1: No, the gold one is called 'CD3' or something. The little one is, like, 'R4M23.'
Teen boy #2: I think the gold robot was named 'R3DM24.' It was the small one that was 'C-something.'
Teen boy #3: No, man, the gold guy was 'C3DDO,' and the little silver one was 'RH52' or some shit.
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http://www.pocski.com/?m=6&c=2&p=2001

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7UABXOeWtI

I didn't know the Comic Book Guy from Springfield practiced!

Couldn't they have at least corrected the pronunciation?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lwe8GcmMcck&mode=related&search=

Hmm... I wonder if they received permission from USGL to use some of those images. 0_o

You might note that the video is categorized under Comedy.

This is what I grew up with - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-Yr5fw1uDU&NR