wow..

[scisserhands]

so the new secretary of homeland security's son was one of my best friends from like kindergarden to 7th grade..
this ALWAYS happens to me!!!

http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/news/article.adp?id=20041202175209990005

Comments

[morganastar]

Oh Evan! Your life is like watching The Yellow Submarine

[thecutthroatkid]

WOW

the funniest stuff ends up happening to you!

You should have a fuckin sitcom,named South of Evan.
For the pilot, use the story of the turkeys and bees

and then...

uhh the old lady driving into that ribbon thing while working,causing hand burnage.

Thats a show id watch

-Jay

[scisserhands]

the pilot would be when i broke my neck and had chemo, but we'd compact the entire 5 months into half an hour.. and the name of the show would be "the evan exhibit", and every episode would start and end with me in a museum as an exhibit, but after i've died, and im taxidermied

[the_recluse_]

[scisserhands]

oh god, what is this myspace?

[scisserhands]

it actually offends me that someone thinks i would be interested in something this stupid and vain.. and "vain" is an insult. style over substance...