The University of Phoenix can suck my balls...

[sconsinjason]

So I got a call at work today. Since I failed my last class at the University of Phoenix, they were calling to collect the tuition for it. I asked her to explain what she was talking about. She told me that when I signed my financial aid paperwork that they told me if I failed or withdrew from a class, financial aid wouldn't pay for it. I told her

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[benkenobi]

I saw Amanda again today (date from weds morning) she came to see me at work today, and brought me lunch. Thats a nice girl right there...

"Man, there are a million fine girls in the world, but not all of them bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you."

Name that movie!

[fefferbella]

Silent Bob (in Clerks)

[fefferbella]

Jay (in Dogma)
"I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that fucked-up bar."