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[ SHAKY VIDEO FEED: +10
YOUR EARDRUMS: ABOUT TO BE -9000
IN T MINUS 3, 2, - ]
VOOII!!
[ the device jolts and drops to the ground before there is, undoubtedly, the sound of a randomly accrued minion trying not to breathe wrong and failing epically. ]
HOLD THAT THING STEADY, SCUM!!
[ boots stomp towards the screen, tilted sideways, as the audio picks up on said minion scuttling away, screaming for their life. ]
...
[ aaaand as the screams grow faint, a gloved hand obscures the screen, only to get replaced by teeth. then a nostril. then a single eye, which widens like it gets what's going on and expects any audience to crap its collective pants over the fact. ]
I don't really get what's going on [ like a bawss ] but whoever's shitty idea it was bringing me here, hurry up and face me. I want to know how you did it.
[ DRAMATIC PAUSE ]
I'll even let you live long enough to say sorry and beg my forgiveness!!
[ static-inducing crazy face goes here mmk. ]
[ ooc; ....yeahhhhh sorry for such a late intro, crewkins ;_; anyone who wants to fight/get in his way, feel free to action if you're around the welcome center ಠ_ಠ ]
YOUR EARDRUMS: ABOUT TO BE -9000
IN T MINUS 3, 2, - ]
VOOII!!
[ the device jolts and drops to the ground before there is, undoubtedly, the sound of a randomly accrued minion trying not to breathe wrong and failing epically. ]
HOLD THAT THING STEADY, SCUM!!
[ boots stomp towards the screen, tilted sideways, as the audio picks up on said minion scuttling away, screaming for their life. ]
...
[ aaaand as the screams grow faint, a gloved hand obscures the screen, only to get replaced by teeth. then a nostril. then a single eye, which widens like it gets what's going on and expects any audience to crap its collective pants over the fact. ]
I don't really get what's going on [ like a bawss ] but whoever's shitty idea it was bringing me here, hurry up and face me. I want to know how you did it.
[ DRAMATIC PAUSE ]
I'll even let you live long enough to say sorry and beg my forgiveness!!
[ static-inducing crazy face goes here mmk. ]
[ ooc; ....yeahhhhh sorry for such a late intro, crewkins ;_; anyone who wants to fight/get in his way, feel free to action if you're around the welcome center ಠ_ಠ ]