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If I were a month, I'd be] november
If I were a day of the week, I'd be] wednesday
If I were a time of day, I'd be] 9
If I were a planet, I'd be] pluto
If I were a sea animal, I'd be a] mermaid
If I were a direction, I'd be] right
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a] bed
If I were a sin, I'd be] lust
If I were a historical figure, I'd be] Ann Boylen
If I were a liquid, I'd be] orange juice
If I were a tree, I'd be the] weeping willow
If I were a bird, I'd be a] flamingo
If I were a tool, I'd be a] phillip's head
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be] black eyed susan
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be] deadly
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a] flute/chello/piano
If I were a colour, I'd be] off white
If I were an emotion, I'd be] apathy
If I were a vegetable, I'd be a] broccoli
If I were a book, I'd be] schindlers list
If I were a fruit, I'd be a] orange
If I were a place, I'd be] hidden
If I were a material, I'd be] soft
If I were a taste, I'd be] spicey
If I were a scent, I'd be] vanilla
If I were a word, I'd be] pshhh-aa
If I were an object, I'd be a] knife
If I were a body part, I'd be a] hand
If I were a subject in school, I'd be] math
If I were a facial expression, I'd be] anger
If I were a person I would be] me
If I were a shape, I'd be a] circle
If I were a number, I'd be] 2
i hate all you perfect people with your perfect everything.