Things you can only say at Christmas otherwise you get in trouble

[scoobscouser]

1: I prefer breasts to legs.

2: Tying the legs together keeps the meat inside moist.

3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.

4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5: I've never seen a better spread!

6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.

7: Are you ready for seconds yet?

8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9: Just wait your

Comments

[katykinss]

Amazing!!