We will begin with some memes
I may jam bananas in my ass, but at least I don't have crabs.
You are the grammar Fuhrer. All bow to your
authority. You will crush all the inferior
people under the soles of your jackboots, and
any who question your motives will be
eliminated. Your punishment is being the bane
of every other person's existence, because
you're constantly contradicting stupidity.
Everyone will be gunning for you. Your dreams
of a master race of spellers and grammarians
frighten the masses. You must always watch your
back. If only your power could be used for good
instead of evil.
What is your grammar aptitude?
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I know you'll all appreciate this one.
I'm not sure who invented foil muffin cups, but I really really hate them. I'm willing to bet it was a Nazi scientist. Paper ones are cheaper and they have the added bonus of not becoming skin-meltingly hot so that when you try to pick up your muffins after baking them, you throw then down and scream profanities.
I've been talking to this guy online for a few days know and I mentioned that I was reading LJs. He made the mistake of telling me that he had one and nearly immediately found it. He didn't tell me the name, but I searched for his AIM screenname and found it. We have the same birthday except that he's two years younger than me.
We first met on Gay.com and he didn't have a picture, which is usually a bad sign. I held off asking for a picture for a few days, but I broke down tonight and asked him for one. eh.
I took Dash over to Carey's yesterday so that he and Allie could play. She's a 12lb. Jack Russell and I've seen her jump up on and annoy dogs 5 times her size, but for some reason, the 7lb cat intimidated her. He just kept following her around and slapping her. Luckily he wasn't doing it with his claws out, but just popping her with his paws.
He didn't know what to think when we brought him out to her backyard. He really didn't seem to care for walking on grass, but I'm going to keep taking him over there so he can get used to it. I may be moving in with her in March if she and her husband stay separated. It's a really nice house.
I should really be in bed, so I'm going to do that now.