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Today we salute you Stressed Out College Student During Exam Week. As you sit in your lonely cubical in the library, doped up on starbucks & aderol, you think to yourself, am I ever going to need to know this stuff in life? The distractions are tempting and you have suddenly diagnosed yourself with ADD, along with advanced delusionary schizophrenia ( Read more... )

i used to be so big and strong.
i used to know my right from wrong.
i used to never be afraid.
i used to be somebody.

i used to have something inside.
now just this hole it's open wide.
used to want it all.
i used to be somebody.

i'll cross my heart and hope to die.
but the needle's already in my eye.
and all the world's weight is on my back and i don't even ( Read more... )

i barely have the motivation
they say i suffer from a lack of seratonin synapses
they happen too
infrequently for me to be functioning properly
racing thoughts and wasted time
it's the same old story-line

i think theres something wrong with me.
i know theres something wrong with me.

Sometimes I think people don't understand how lonely it is to be a kid, like you don't matter.

would you like to carve a pumpkin with me? not the same pumpkin, but different ones in the same place at the same time?

h'ok. so im not a big scardy or anything, but there are some bugs, that just make my skin crawl. its like 130, i have to pee so i go. im done, wash my hands you know the deal i reach for the door and whoooaaaaaa! jump out like like a secret agent with the security door closing on me ( Read more... )

pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

dont be so surprised when i turn out to be a disappointment.

And to clarify just what was on that jug...

Either a man and a woman, or dolphins.

Research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such scenario. What they will see are nine dolphins.
Additional note: This is a test to determine if you already have a corrupted mind. ( Read more... )