guess what i got
It starts with an "I" and it ends with a "believe"
Big black stripes included 'cause I'm lazy and/or my vid prog sucks?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT TIME IS IT
IT IS TOOMS O'CLOCK
SEE
Dear Sir, you have just won a yearly subscription of American Bitchface
Fox, Fox! I need you to save that girl! YOU KNOW AS OPPOSED TO NOT SAVING HER DOES THAT RING A BELL HUH FOX
pretty cap ok
OK I don't know about you but I sure lol'd. COME ON BUSH IS GOLD LULZY TIEMS
YESSSSSSS THE STUPENDOUS FATHER JOE MAKES AN APPEARANCE
Srsly, did any of you you ever REALLY believe you'd see that. I didn't. Hoping doesn't count. BELIEVING. Huh?
Also, don't you just love how she's being sniffly-lulzy-ohMuldery and he's just enjoying the boner?
OK Mulder OK OK I admit I enjoy the boner too.
Daymn I sure as hell look younger in softer light. Mulder from now on you are only allowed to look at me in the bathroom. At precisely 11:21 PM (because although we don't have a glowing clock at our bedside something tells me it is the time) although I guess 10:13 is fine too
SRSLY BETCH I AM GOING TO HANG UP NOW 'CAUSE ACCORDING TO ABOUT 6 MILLION FANFIC PIECES WE ARE GOING TO HAVE HOT SEXY TIEMS IN THE BATHROOM IN A SECOND AND I DON'T WANNA LOSE ANY MORE TIEM NO BETCH LISTEN I AM HANGING UP NOW GO PIMP DRUMMY'S RIDE OR SOMETHING IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN LOL
another pretty cap is pretty
Look Mulder, a handhold, just like the old times, when you'd get excited just to see my bare wrist or shit why don't we get back to that? No lol I'm just messing with ya, I prefer the boner
What's that Chris? An urn? DOES IT CONTAIN THE ASHES OF YOUR CAREER SAY IT CHRIS SAY "IT CONTAINS THE ASHES OF MY CAREER" I CAN'T HEAR YOU
pretty cap is pretty
No but srlsy Bowman is a codename for Skinman, Gilligan is Doggett and Shiban is a sex line amirite or amirite
pretty cap is also pretty
No Walter, just... no, not now, not ever - I mean - I know you're doing me a favor here but just - no - I am really not into bondage ok
FIERCE BETCH IS FIERCE
Around the globe, slashers are pulling various muscles in their pants, and non-slashers are thinking "Hmm, they have a point"
What do you mean toomsing =/= sexy tiems
Mulder srsly, toomsing is just-OH GOD I THINK I LOOK 24 AGAIN QUICK TAKE A PICTURE BEFORE IT GOES AWAY
Oh man, I just can't stop praising God for your shaving off that beard srsly Mulder it was terrible
pretty cap etc
lulzy tiems combined with handinhair tiems = good tiems
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE IT HAS SALIVA ON IT
<3 ok
blue cap is blue
And now, for the credits, for they are the prettiest and the awesomest part. IF ONLY THE REST OF THE MOVIE WAS THAT WELL DONE. OH YES I WENT THERE DOES IT BURN CHRIS DOES IT I HOPE IT DOES
Computer Generated Imagery is Computer Generated
Ohai thar clone stamp tool, or however you are called in After Effects or whatever program this fake sea was made in. ANYWAYS ohai thar retired medical doctor FBI agent fugitive medical doctor and retired psychologist FBI agent fugitive freakin' tooms.
In conclusion:
SOMEONE NEEDS TO CAP THE WHOLE OF THIS SHIT, BECAUSE a. I AM TOO LAZY AND b. IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS.
Big black stripes included 'cause I'm lazy and/or my vid prog sucks?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT TIME IS IT
IT IS TOOMS O'CLOCK
SEE
Dear Sir, you have just won a yearly subscription of American Bitchface
Fox, Fox! I need you to save that girl! YOU KNOW AS OPPOSED TO NOT SAVING HER DOES THAT RING A BELL HUH FOX
pretty cap ok
OK I don't know about you but I sure lol'd. COME ON BUSH IS GOLD LULZY TIEMS
YESSSSSSS THE STUPENDOUS FATHER JOE MAKES AN APPEARANCE
Srsly, did any of you you ever REALLY believe you'd see that. I didn't. Hoping doesn't count. BELIEVING. Huh?
Also, don't you just love how she's being sniffly-lulzy-ohMuldery and he's just enjoying the boner?
OK Mulder OK OK I admit I enjoy the boner too.
Daymn I sure as hell look younger in softer light. Mulder from now on you are only allowed to look at me in the bathroom. At precisely 11:21 PM (because although we don't have a glowing clock at our bedside something tells me it is the time) although I guess 10:13 is fine too
SRSLY BETCH I AM GOING TO HANG UP NOW 'CAUSE ACCORDING TO ABOUT 6 MILLION FANFIC PIECES WE ARE GOING TO HAVE HOT SEXY TIEMS IN THE BATHROOM IN A SECOND AND I DON'T WANNA LOSE ANY MORE TIEM NO BETCH LISTEN I AM HANGING UP NOW GO PIMP DRUMMY'S RIDE OR SOMETHING IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN LOL
another pretty cap is pretty
Look Mulder, a handhold, just like the old times, when you'd get excited just to see my bare wrist or shit why don't we get back to that? No lol I'm just messing with ya, I prefer the boner
What's that Chris? An urn? DOES IT CONTAIN THE ASHES OF YOUR CAREER SAY IT CHRIS SAY "IT CONTAINS THE ASHES OF MY CAREER" I CAN'T HEAR YOU
pretty cap is pretty
No but srlsy Bowman is a codename for Skinman, Gilligan is Doggett and Shiban is a sex line amirite or amirite
pretty cap is also pretty
No Walter, just... no, not now, not ever - I mean - I know you're doing me a favor here but just - no - I am really not into bondage ok
FIERCE BETCH IS FIERCE
Around the globe, slashers are pulling various muscles in their pants, and non-slashers are thinking "Hmm, they have a point"
What do you mean toomsing =/= sexy tiems
Mulder srsly, toomsing is just-OH GOD I THINK I LOOK 24 AGAIN QUICK TAKE A PICTURE BEFORE IT GOES AWAY
Oh man, I just can't stop praising God for your shaving off that beard srsly Mulder it was terrible
pretty cap etc
lulzy tiems combined with handinhair tiems = good tiems
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE IT HAS SALIVA ON IT
<3 ok
blue cap is blue
And now, for the credits, for they are the prettiest and the awesomest part. IF ONLY THE REST OF THE MOVIE WAS THAT WELL DONE. OH YES I WENT THERE DOES IT BURN CHRIS DOES IT I HOPE IT DOES
Computer Generated Imagery is Computer Generated
Ohai thar clone stamp tool, or however you are called in After Effects or whatever program this fake sea was made in. ANYWAYS ohai thar retired medical doctor FBI agent fugitive medical doctor and retired psychologist FBI agent fugitive freakin' tooms.
In conclusion:
SOMEONE NEEDS TO CAP THE WHOLE OF THIS SHIT, BECAUSE a. I AM TOO LAZY AND b. IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS.