[Accurséd Eden] [April Fool's Event '09]

[scoop_tengu]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm starting to get a little bored of this whole Memento Eden business. It was fun at first, just doing the newspaper and the blackmail, but, well...

...did you know there's almost twice as many men as women here? Twice as many! It's a terrible situation, I tell you. What's a girl to do...

If it weren't for

Comments

[mastersparktion]

Yeah, that must be weird. Hey, so are you gonna give us a tour or what?

[scoop_tengu]

Guests!

Are you here for an interview?

[mastersparktion]

I was thinking more something interesting.

[scoop_tengu]

Buying a subscription?

[donationsorgtfo]

Hmm~

[scoop_tengu]

Sorry, even I have standards.

[donationsorgtfo]

[It's because I don't have breasts, isn't it.]

You have standards?

[scoop_tengu]

I have a policy against armpits, see.

[infusedbymagic]

That's a lot of men. If I were some love-starved twit, I think I'd be delighted~

[scoop_tengu]

Men don't have much to offer me.

[infusedbymagic]

I think you should kill them. Maybe not all, but definitely a lot.

[scoop_tengu]

Why?