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[scoppio_di_ira]

Because of people who's names I will not list since they know who they fucking are this ship is need of some heavy cleaning. Yes, Mammon, I'm aware of the bill, but this is pretty fucking necessary at this point. And by the way, Achilles found Fantasma. He's in my office, so you can pick him up there.

The lack of Vongola connections here is starting

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[doubleppk]

Low on bullets huh?

Sounds like you also need to hire some sort of maid or something.

[scoppio_di_ira]

Yes, and they have to be a specific type.

More like a fucking platoon of maids is what we need. I think I still see some of the paint from April Fools' day on parts of the ship.

[doubleppk]

Yeah? Specific caliber, material or something else?

Haha your ship must look absolutely lurid. Only more disgusting. You still got that rotten fish smell sticking around?

[scoppio_di_ira]

Something else. They're a special type of Dying Will Bullets. Only the Vongola family technicians can make them.

Don't remind me of the smell. It's just so disgusting.

[greedyillusion]

A bill for a normal place to clean is a lot.
The bill for cleaning the Varia ship...Xanxus, I think I'd rather live in this filth.

Give Achilles my thanks, I'll pick him up soon.

[scoppio_di_ira]

Mammon, this is not time to be thrifty. This is absolutely disgusting and I refuse to live among trash.

Achilles says "you're welcome".

[greedyillusion]

...What do you predict the total cost will be? And just throw Squalo off the boat and your trash problem will be solved.

[scoppio_di_ira]

Let's see...getting rid of the stench of rotting fish and corpses, getting all that horrid pain chipped off...maybe around 4 to 5 digits worth of cleaning.

A very tempting idea, but even he has his uses.

[history_pirate]

Hello, Xanxus-kun! It's been awhile since we last spoke. How has life been treating you the last few months?

[scoppio_di_ira]

Ah, Robin. Aside from the episode where I was cursed in a female body, I've been good.

And you?

[history_pirate]

Found yourself ingesting a bit of attic fruit, did you? Thankfully those wretched things are only temporary.

I've been well, actually. I have what you could consider an ex-boyfriend who likes to make life interesting, but he's been pestering someone else, as of late.

[scoppio_di_ira]

Someone thought it would be amusing to slip some of that into my food, apparently. I'd rather not think what would happen if those were permanent.

Ah, troubles with the love life as well? Can't say I've had my share of that as well.

[nogoodtuna]

... what do you mean by connections?

[scoppio_di_ira]

Anything at this point, even a branch family would be fucking helpful. Dying Will Bullets aren't exactly a common item that can be purchased in a store after all.

[nogoodtuna]

Er, well. Sorry??

[scoppio_di_ira]

Tch. Have you made any fucking progress with your training, brat?

[deadlydelicacy]

If you ask nicely I might pick some up when I head back. You'll have to ask very nicely though.

[scoppio_di_ira]

The Poison Scorpion...

Would you be so kind to bring back some bullets for me?

[deadlydelicacy]

I'm looking for a magic word, Xanxus.

[scoppio_di_ira]

...

Would please bring back some bullets for me?