[001] Seriously, what the hell.

[scoppio_di_ira]

Fuck this.

First I find myself stranded on some island, and when I come across civilization, who do I see?

Damn Tsuna trash and his little guardians, out of everyone in the entire fucking world. If this is fate's sense of humor, I'm not laughing at all.

I'm in need some whiskey now. And someone to use as target practice.

Comments

[pinzutimebomb]

Mr... Xanxus?

[scoppio_di_ira]

Who the hell are you?

[pinzutimebomb]

Um, Ipin? I don't ... I don't think you actually know me now that I put time periods together. But then again you probably don't have a clue who I am in the future either.

[twofacedshark]

I can give you the whiskey, but try to fucking hit me and I'll kick you until you can't even complain!
Now, are you requesting the sailing bar? Or should I just pass you?

[scoppio_di_ira]

Ha! We'll see about that.

Just pass me by. I'll be needing two bottles of your best whiskey.

[twofacedshark]

very well sir! Where is your location?
Which one do you prefere? http://buddydon.blogspot.com/whisky_colleckshun.jpg

[scoppio_di_ira]

Whatever island the Vongola family is.
On second thought, I'll take one of each.

[nogoodtuna]

Um.

[scoppio_di_ira]

Yes, trash?

[nogoodtuna]

Sorry?

[scoppio_di_ira]

For existing? Apology not accepted.

Other than that, what do you want?

[yahahaha]

Yes.

Trash all over the whole of this insignificant little blue ball of water.

Your voices amuse me.

[scoppio_di_ira]

Hah. Interesting.

So who the hell are you anyway?

[yahahaha]

I am God.

[scoppio_di_ira]

Really now?

Call me Xanxus then.

[princeofblades]

Xanxus, you really should consider getting your alcohol problem under control.

[scoppio_di_ira]

And who asked you?

[princeofblades]

Ushishishishi, a Prince's opinion should always be valued.