02. [Video]
[Oh hello, today it's all about the video and boy does Jennifer look refreshed. She also appears to be filming her own reflection as she preens in front of a large mirror.]
[She also appears to be wearing a skin-tight, low-cut white shirt and a tight skirt, with a tiny gold heart charm settled on her chest.]
You see this, Anatole? This a proper way of dressing. No more going around in those pantsuits and puffy skirts. It's a total fashion crime.
What I'm trying to get across here is that every time I go outside, I am depressed by the flashback to shitty period movies. Bustiers are great but if you stick them on top of some bad Big Bird skirt with all kinds of layers and shit that's defeating the purpose. So here we go.
[She props up the Forge and disappears offscreen. When she comes back, it's to stand in front of the camera with a bustier pressed against her body/]
This kind of thing? Scrumptious. Does great shit for the curves. But if you're gonna wear something like that, you need a properly flattering companion piece for the very important bottom half. Like...
[She reaches offscreen and brings back... a miniskirt. Black leather.]
Ta-daaaa! Put it with a cute pair of strappy shoes? Killer.
Then again...
[She puts the bustier down and comes back with... a bright pink crop top.]
Bad girl gone good? Something like a pink princess, but it's half S&M gear. Needs shiny black knee-high boots. Hot. It's especially good with a pushup bra, but tragically I left mine at home.
I swear, this place needs a good fashion consultant. No one here knows how to pop.
[On pop, she thrusts her shoulders a little, and licks her lips. Sigh.]
...anyway, I need money. Anyone got suggestions?
[She also appears to be wearing a skin-tight, low-cut white shirt and a tight skirt, with a tiny gold heart charm settled on her chest.]
You see this, Anatole? This a proper way of dressing. No more going around in those pantsuits and puffy skirts. It's a total fashion crime.
What I'm trying to get across here is that every time I go outside, I am depressed by the flashback to shitty period movies. Bustiers are great but if you stick them on top of some bad Big Bird skirt with all kinds of layers and shit that's defeating the purpose. So here we go.
[She props up the Forge and disappears offscreen. When she comes back, it's to stand in front of the camera with a bustier pressed against her body/]
This kind of thing? Scrumptious. Does great shit for the curves. But if you're gonna wear something like that, you need a properly flattering companion piece for the very important bottom half. Like...
[She reaches offscreen and brings back... a miniskirt. Black leather.]
Ta-daaaa! Put it with a cute pair of strappy shoes? Killer.
Then again...
[She puts the bustier down and comes back with... a bright pink crop top.]
Bad girl gone good? Something like a pink princess, but it's half S&M gear. Needs shiny black knee-high boots. Hot. It's especially good with a pushup bra, but tragically I left mine at home.
I swear, this place needs a good fashion consultant. No one here knows how to pop.
[On pop, she thrusts her shoulders a little, and licks her lips. Sigh.]
...anyway, I need money. Anyone got suggestions?