Sep 13, 2010 02:46
[sleepy mumbling and static]
Oh Tsunade-chaaaan--
[loud bump, curse, and grumbling]
Huh? What's this cold thing that is in no way, shape, or form the soft, sumptuous, and warm breasts of some boobalicious babe? Why must every lovely dream be interrupted?? How does this work? I thought I was dead, geeze-hello? HELLO!
[aggravated shufflings and a surprised howl]
Ooh! It seems I have turned it on. Great, now I can find out where the hell I am, or if I'm in Hell-ANY BEAUTIFUL DAMSELS OUT THERE CARE TO EXPLAIN WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!
And yes, I prefer a woman of larger proportions and sexy voice, onegaiiiiyo~!
[the speakers sizzle from Jiraiya's intense volume, to which it drastically quiets to an enthusiastic mumble]
kushina uzumaki,
!jiraiya,
shirley,
mihael "mello" keehl,
deidara,
naruto uzumaki