[AND SUDDENLY, ONE GIANT EYE INTO THE CAMERA. It soon pans back to show one: Isshin Kurosaki.
Spare your eardrums, cover them now as he cups his hands to use his Forge like a megaphone.]
HELLLLLOOO???????? ICCCHIIIIIIGOOOOOOOOO, KARRRRIIIIIIIIIIN, YUUUUUZUUUUUUUUUU LISTEN TO THE RESONATION OF PAPA'S MOST MANLY AND PATERNAL VOICE!! LET MY CRY LEAD YOU BACK TO MY MANLY BOSOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WON'T REST UNTIL I FIND YOU, MY BABIES!!!!!!!