[At first, there is nothing but the sound of voracious chewing. OMNOMNOM. Then a swallow. Then more chewing. Then a slurping of some sort of beverage. And then, finally, Break speaks.]
Good eeeeeevening, Anatole! I hope you all are well. Particularly after these last few trying weeks! Heehee.I would like to ask you a question. Or take a poll, if
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You have little girls arriving at any minute?
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Aahhhh-! Ahahahaha... I-I mean, one of them is my... uh. I've taken her... ah. She lives here with - I'm her guardian!
[Unofficially. It's not like he's got adoption papers or anything.]
The other is a friend. Of hers. It's a party! For them, not for me! I'm just... supervising. Eheheh.
[Good lord, you can hear him sweating.]
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Mmhmm, are you sure?
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More than positive. This may, in fact, be the only thing I've been sure about in my entire life.
[He sounds perfectly serious now, if a bit nervous.]
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Kufufufufu. H-hex, huh?
[Is that slang for "castrate" in another world?]
Sounds painful.
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I guarantee you have absolutely nothing to worry about, Tonks-kun!
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Now, if you'll excuse me...
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[Kksjnmjkf.]
I look forward to it, Tonks-kun! ♥
[Goddamn shit motherfucking son of a bitch. This is Break shutting off the feed and rolling off the futon and onto the floor in despair of his own idiocy.]
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'Very'?
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[ Oops, busted. ]
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