03-2 [voice of the accidental variety | backdated to before the event]

[slaythemoon]

-- won’t it go in?

[His tone is that of someone who’s obviously been trying to do something for a little while now, only to be met with repeated difficulty and failure. Like trying to loosen a lid on a jar that just won’t come off.

There’s a long pause, punctuated by labored breathing... and then...]Should’ve... fuckin’... asked somebody if... it

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[oathbroken]

The mouse to the mouse, boy, and the stallion to the mare.

[slaythemoon]

Who to the what, now?

[oathbroken]

You can't expect a horse to fuck a mouse, can you?

If you find her inappropriately sized for your apparently impressive endowment, find a larger woman.

Or man, as the case may be.

[slaythemoon]

But... it was my own body.

(video)

[prevaricatress]

[ someone's vagina might have just cringed. ]

Don't use scissors.

[voice]

[slaythemoon]

Oh hell no. It's too damn long so it's gotta come off.

[voice]

[prevaricatress]

You're going to hurt someone.

[voice]

[slaythemoon]

[Now he's a little confused.]

Why? It's just hair...

[sewing_prince]

[Wat.]

[No, seriously. Wat.]

[Ishida is just going to stare at the Forge forever and ever as his mind process what exactly he is hearing.]

[And instead of concentrating on the fact that he can hear this, he's just going to smirk.]

I do believe you just gave me the best belated birthday present I could have ever asked for.

[slaythemoon]

...We're just going to pretend I have a fucking clue what you're talking about and just say "yeah, okay, whatever".

[sewing_prince]

Do you have any idea what that sounded like, Kurosaki?

[slaythemoon]

... given what everybody else keeps saying, I don't think I wanna know.

voice;

[theotokos]

[WAIT FOR IT.]

This sounds so wrong.

voice;

[slaythemoon]

What's wrong about it?

voice;

[theotokos]

[Lady is staring at her device; did you really just ask that?]

And they call me clueless.

voice;

[slaythemoon]

Clueless? I couldn't get in because my reiatsu was too big and kept pushing me right back out.

[Voice]

[slaythemoon]

A simple "you'll have a bitch of a time getting back in" would've sufficed.

[Voice]

[slaythemoon]

Well, yeah, but... I've never not been able to get back in, so I dont' know if I was doing something wrong or what, and then when I DID get in, it was like the back of my head exploded into Renji's!