[ accidental video ] ► three

[unorthodoxies]

[ It all starts with a tumble to the ground. Well, the video feed does, at least. Not much else is tumblin' aside from the golden curls which cascade down Benten's shoulders, and maybe Liam's dignity. The camera provides a bottoms-up view of an (intimate) couple seated upon a plush chair: a brunette with a lap full of blond, all slender limbs,

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[Video because in his shock he missed hitting the button for "voice"]

[break_onthru]

[..................... Slow clap.]

[Video]

[unorthodoxies]

[ The response is somewhat delayed, and Benten's voice sounds... huffy, like he's just suffered a terrible, terrible disappointment. ]

Don't see why there's anythin' to applaud. This here is a tragedy.

[Video]

[break_onthru]

[There's a camera shift and the forge now broadcasts Break's white coat rather than his face.]

Oh, I readily agree. But he's a friend of mine, you see. I thought he'd never get a woman.

[unorthodoxies]

[ A venomous sort of pause. ]

He didn't.

video; 1/2

[mountfujibrow]

B-Benten!!! Unhand him! You can't un-virgify him against his will!

video;

[mountfujibrow]

You wore the red heels!

video; 1/2

[unorthodoxies]

Damn straight I did, but don't y'dare go 'round thinkin' I did it for you, kid.

video;

[unorthodoxies]

[ Then, a frown - ]

What's the matter? Thought y'hated virgins as much as I did.

[ Vendettavendettavendetta. ]

video.

[reddenedrage]

[ The video clicks on before Mika's prepared to react. So there's a nice glimpse of him staring with outright horror before it turns to annoyance. ]

...Hell. I knew you were a skank.

video. 1/2

[unorthodoxies]

Skank? No way. I was just bein' a good samaritan, and all. Four-eyes needed a bit of help.

video.

[unorthodoxies]

[ A thought occurs to him then, a dangerous gleam passing through his eyes - ]

And hell, maybe you do, too.

video.

[reddenedrage]

Help being throwing yourself at the nearest thing with legs? I'll pass. I got better things to do with my time. Don't want to end up like that poor sap.

video;

[f_eye_candy]

Oh dear. I suppose this is a thing that might happen with these things. Thank you, I'll make sure to be careful from now on! [All the cheerful schadenfreude.]

video;

[unorthodoxies]

[ Haha. ]

Do be careful, or better yet, don't. I like watchin' a good show, every now and then, just as much as I like givin' one.

video;

[f_eye_candy]

Mmmm, and it was a very nice show, too. Very theatrical. [Blithest smile ever.]

[unorthodoxies]

Well, if you'd ever like t'see one in person, sweetheart, just step on down to Dismas. Y'cant miss the club there, just like you'd never be able t'miss me.

video

[lilbloodeyes]

Is that taking care of him?

[She doesn't sound annoyed. Just...puzzled. Be happy she can't spell.]

video

[unorthodoxies]

Sure is. It's takin' care of him real good, Miata-chan.

You thought it wasn't?

[lilbloodeyes]

Didn't know what were doing.

[unorthodoxies]

[ ...oh. ]

I was just makin' him happy. And who doesn't want t'be happy, girlie?