June 6, 2006

[scorched_mirth]

I predict that, on 6/6/6, nothing will happen. The rapture will not occur. There will not be a major terrorist attack.

I predict it will be a Tuesday.

I predict that on June 7, 2006, many web sites will be updated placing the rapture at 2012, the end of the Mayan calendar.

I predict that in 2013, they'll find another date.

Comments

[keikaimalu]

What, no rapture on 6/6/06? I want rapture!

Oh... you meant THE Rapture. Never mind. :)

[marta_s]

(Warning: crude comment alert!)

For rapture, I suggest a Hitachi wand with G-spotter, combined with a small, hand-held Pocket Rocket with fresh batteries. Shatters the windows every time. Which can get expensive after a while, so use with caution.

Guess the 06/06/06 is affecting me 40 minutes early. Look unto the face...of Ultimate Eeeeeeevil! I am become Hecubus, impolite usurper of parking spaces!

[qweeeejk]

You will be thrilled to know that it isn't just Americans making fools of themselves.

Re: My Inaugural Address at the Great White Throne Judgment of the Dead

[anonymous]

I should also have predicted that somebody would search for "Rapture" and "6/6/6" and "Maya" on Google, and that they'd then add blog comments from here to raise their link count, and that I'd delete their comment.