In honor of Talk Like a Pirate Day, I bring you "Pirate Riddles for Sophisticates" from McSweeney's Created in Darkness by Troubled Americans

Q: What's a pirate's favorite aspect of computational linguistics?
A: PARRsing sentences.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite alliance-creating diplomatic agreement from the Second World War?
A: The TripARRRtite Pact.

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1. IB French II HL--Schaffrath
2. IB Physics II SL--Fenton (!!!)
3. IB English II HL-- Adleberg
4. IB 20th Century World Topics HL-- Kownacki
5. IB Philosophy-- Crawford
6. Combating Intolerance--Garnett
7. IB Math Studies SL--Brewer.

That long line of IB frightens me.

So, who do I have classes with?

Hayley's last entry reminded me that I need to post something for poetry month. So, here goes:

Voices of Poor People
A Song on the End of the World
By Czeslaw Milosz

On the day the world ends
A bee circles a clover,
A fisherman mends a glimmering net.
Happy porpoises jump in the sea,
By the rainspout young sparrows are playing
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