My Oulipo poem about the flooding ( Read more... )

There is no cow level.

Oh cry me a river.

Amanda showed me this english paper that someone at the University of Southern Florida (HEATHER!) actually wrote and turned in.. Seriously, laugh your ass off because it's hilarious.

http://www.eng.usf.edu/~dionson/ezzay/

PMS + a Pisces Moon...

I smell certain death.

A piece of advice: If I'm not talking to you, there is a REASON.. so don't sweet talk me.

I'M NOT EASY, get over it.

I picked you out ( Read more... )

Shame, such a shame ( Read more... )

I looked into her pretty brown eyes,
and felt my heart break into a million tiny pieces.

Is it selfish of me to want things to go MY WAY?

I want something to just go right for once. I feel everything slipping away as I sink deeper and deeper into my swirling vortex of solitude. I'm sick of expecting the best and getting nothing but the worst. I want to be done giving myself false hope, but I don't want to surrender to the negativity ( Read more... )