i found this floating around myspace and thought it was pretty funny
If you wake up in the morning, its because Jack Bauer spared your life.
In chess, Jack Bauer can checkmate you in 1 move.
When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.
Jack Bauer makes onions cry.
Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time.
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