This morning ( Read more... )

There are two people. For the sake of coherent story-telling, let us call these characters "person one" and "person two ( Read more... )

I said I was going to turn over a new leaf this semester by eliminating procrastination from my life. Well, it's 1:51 a.m. and I have some book review/response due in 10 hours and I really haven't written it yet. Rather, I've been poking at the Grey's Anatomy/Golden Globe draaaaaaaaaama online, and I don't even really follow the show! And dude, ( Read more... )

Oh, school. Just when I think I've figured you out, you turn around and laugh in my face, sort of. Please stop laughing at me; I would much prefer to laugh with you. That, and I think I actually forget how to write essays: OH NOES!

Also, please go bring sexy back.

Okay, you know how it's the 20th of December? Yeah, well there's a guy on my street right now? Outside? MOWING HIS LAWN. I'm not even kidding.

I'm off to wallow in my academic crapulence, but first, here is a website/instructional guide on how to have sex with a car.

No more piping hot joy: my inability to study for exams makes my soul cry tears of blood.

Okay, I don't know who reads this or who doesn't, but you know what would be really fantastic? Can you PLEASE make a list of holiday wants/wishes, just so I know what I should be buying/on the look out for? Because I'm sort of lame this year and pretty uncreative. Please please please. Then you would be my peach sugarplum princess forever, no ( Read more... )

I am supposed to be finishing up my final essay, but mostly I am downloading Blade: Trinity. I wish I was kidding, but I'm really not. WESLEY SNIPES, HERE I COME!

Also, last night, The Wrong Guy was on TV. I don't think that movie will ever not be funny. I also think that my use of the double negative is an indication that I should stop screwing ( Read more... )

I hate that I am editing papers.
I love that Sarah Harmer sings in exclamation marks!
I hate that I can't go out tomorrow night.
I love that, at 3 a.m., I start writing like a three year old.
I hate that I am so irresponsible.
I love that I will finally get to watch videodrome in like, five hours ( Read more... )

American Thanksgiving was three days ago. In the name of posterity, here is a list of five things I am grateful for ( Read more... )