This will be the shortest math joke ever:  Let epislon be less than zero.

A team of engineers were required to measure the height of a flag pole. They only had a measuring tape, and were getting quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the pole. It kept falling down, etc. A mathematician comes along, finds out their problem, and proceeds to remove the pole from the ground and measure it easily. When he leaves, ( Read more... )

Top ten reasons why e is inferior to pi
10) e is less challenging to spell than pi.
9) e ~=2.718281828459045, which can be easily memorized to its billionth place, whereas pi needs "skills" to be memorized.
8) The character for e is so cheap that it can be found on a keyboard. But
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Top ln(e^10) reasons why e is better than pi
10) e is easier to spell than pi.
9) pi ~= 3.14 while e ~=2.718281828459045.
8) The character for e can be found on a keyboard, but pi sure can't.
7) Everybody fights for their piece of the pie.
6) ln(pi^1) is a really nasty number, but ln(e^1) = 1.
5) e is used in calculus while pi is ( Read more... )

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were traveling through Scotland when they saw a black sheep through the window of the train ( Read more... )

Biologists think they are biochemists,
Biochemists think they are Physical Chemists,
Physical Chemists think they are Physicists,
Physicists think they are Gods,
And God thinks he is a Mathematician.

This is the answering message on my cell phone.  "You have reached an imaginary number.  Please rotate your phone ninety degrees and try again."

The physicist and the engineer are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere. They yell out for help: "Helllloooooo! Where are we ( Read more... )

Wow.  We are a week into December...isn't that amazing?  I think it is.  Where does all the time go ( Read more... )

When an engineer has a question, he asks a physicist.  When a physicist has a question, he asks a mathematician.  When the mathematician has a question, he gets down on his knees because no one else can help him.