Stuck in the paradise lost and found pile.

[scott_caan]

My ass is in Mexico, laid out on a boat with just me on it and a fully stocked bar. That leads me to the first question. The fuck am I doing typing on this shit? I was going through some old shit and found this interview with Pop from awhile back and I read it four times already. He and I are tight. Closer than me and my mom ever were. It ain't

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[rashidajones]

My mom is apparently having the best week ever.

[scott_caan]

That's only 'cause our Dad, Elvis, is dead.

[rashidajones]

He'll live on through our, um, perfectly sculpted hair?

[scott_caan]

And our ability to swivel till girls cry.

[alisonlarter]

I don't see anything under the cut, babe?

I get what you're saying about LA vs NY. It's not true for everybody but it's true for the majority which is why for a while I needed to get the fuck out of LA. But I'm back here again, what a circle. As long as you stay true to yourself, right?

P.S. I TOTALLY HAVE THE CHAT ON RECORD.

[scott_caan]

You've gotta right click and show picture, that's why. It doesn't like her face.

You're from Joiiisey, so it ain't like you're gonna fall into that LA group either. Thankfully. I couldn't handle you, if you did. Stay true to yourself and that's all that matters.

[alisonlarter]

Who says you can handle me now?

[scott_caan]

Oh, you really want start that up again? And you gotta screen cap that chat for me!

[seannws]

we should have an awkward question chat next time.

and the last person i thought about when i masturbated was you. oh baby.

[scott_caan]

I definitely agree and right now is a good time.

I wish I could say you were mine, but you were the second today. Sorry.

[seannws]

do it up man, i'm here for a good enough time to participate.

fuck, that shit always happens to me.

[scott_caan]

Coming right up, compadre.

At least you were second of the day for me. That beats none at all.

[cagenicolas]

Between Mexico and the "white boy rap-off", I think you're handling whatever bothered you in Vegas, rather well. Try not to get your ass whipped in this rap-off, would you?

[scott_caan]

I'm doing the best that I can, Nic. It helps having shit to distract me. Me? Get beat by David Silver? Never gonna happen.

[cagenicolas]

When was this rap-off again? It's be a damn shame I can't be there to see this, it'll be pure comic gold.

[marsden]

This entry was exceptionally scandalous, I hope you know.

[scott_caan]

Answer the question, Marsden, and stop deflecting.